Farce of the Penguins : Widescreen Edition

• Widescreen

It's mating season...

Meet Carl (Bob Saget) and Jimmy (Lewis Black), two cold penguins on a desperate mission to get themselves some hot booty. After years of empty one-night stands, Carl wants more than a piece of penguin tail. He wants the love of the beautiful Melissa (Christina Applegate). Now it's up to Jimmy to help his neurotic friend win her heart and find his dream girl. The only thing that stands in their way is...a seventy-mile trek across Antarctica. It's a road trip like no other, as these two best bros make their way to a penguin island paradise. From director and comedian Bob Saget, comes a raunchy, yet heart-warming comedy like no other.

Get ready for a stiff and dirty ride! May the FARCE be with you...Between Snakes On A Plane and Farce of the Penguins, one really wonders what Samuel Jackson has been smoking. This Jackson-narrated m! ockmentary of March of the Penguins, written and directed by Bob Saget (America's Funniest Home Videos), highlights the penguins' lascivious side, as the male's march inland to find mating partners. Overdubbed with human voices, Farce stars three penguins, Carl (Bob Saget), a neurotic, insecure bird whose search for true love has so far been in vain, Jimmy (Lewis Black), a mobster-like father figure who encourages Carl to keep up hope, and Marcus (Tracy Morgan), a smooth, African American penguin with a self-professed huge penis. Miles away, as the men journey inward, fighting off seals and engaging in therapy sessions with snowy owls along the way, Vicky (Mo'nique) tells Melissa (Christina Applegate) that someday her Prince Charming will come, which, predictably, he does. Watching penguins discussing the meaning of life, questioning their annual masochistic hike through tundra, or wondering if they have eating disorders is funny for about ten minutes. ! Samuel Jackson, the ultimate omniscient narrator, furthering t! he story between scenes is also odd and laughable. But Farce of The Penguins relies on its lewd humor for laughs, and though it is disarming to see waddling birds cuss, Farce's one-liner gets old. Yes, penguins have sex. Farce of the Penguins is a fun idea perhaps taken too far. Nonetheless, there is always something pleasing about anthropomorphizing animals, especially for lovers of crude sex jokes. --Trinie DaltonStudio: Lions Gate Home Ent. Release Date: 02/05/2008 Run time: 80 minutes Rating: RBetween Snakes On A Plane and Farce of the Penguins, one really wonders what Samuel Jackson has been smoking. This Jackson-narrated mockmentary of March of the Penguins, written and directed by Bob Saget (America's Funniest Home Videos), highlights the penguins' lascivious side, as the male's march inland to find mating partners. Overdubbed with human voices, Farce stars three penguins, Carl (Bob Saget), a neurotic, insecure! bird whose search for true love has so far been in vain, Jimmy (Lewis Black), a mobster-like father figure who encourages Carl to keep up hope, and Marcus (Tracy Morgan), a smooth, African American penguin with a self-professed huge penis. Miles away, as the men journey inward, fighting off seals and engaging in therapy sessions with snowy owls along the way, Vicky (Mo'nique) tells Melissa (Christina Applegate) that someday her Prince Charming will come, which, predictably, he does. Watching penguins discussing the meaning of life, questioning their annual masochistic hike through tundra, or wondering if they have eating disorders is funny for about ten minutes. Samuel Jackson, the ultimate omniscient narrator, furthering the story between scenes is also odd and laughable. But Farce of The Penguins relies on its lewd humor for laughs, and though it is disarming to see waddling birds cuss, Farce's one-liner gets old. Yes, penguins have sex. Farce of the Pen! guins is a fun idea perhaps taken too far. Nonetheless, th! ere is a lways something pleasing about anthropomorphizing animals, especially for lovers of crude sex jokes. --Trinie Daltondvd

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Goal! - The Dream Begins

• Like the inspiring heroes in MIRACLE, REMEMBER THE TITANS, and THE ROOKIE, the amazingly gifted Santiago Mu ez, a young immigrant living in the barrios of Los Angeles, has an impossible dream -- to play soccer for a world team. Unexpectedly getting a tryout with one of England's premier soccer clubs, Newcastle United, Santiago finds himself totally alone in a world where soccer is a religion a

Reviews:

“Vic Johnson’s tried and true methods will expand your vision, invigorate your imagination 
and set you on the path to living the life you dream.”

~ Jim Rohn, America’s Foremost Business Philospher

“1 chapter into the book and already I have made a ‘dream list.’ I am looking forward to doing the other 12 action steps in the book. I find that when an author has you take action steps, you're no longer just reading a book, you are taking a class. A ! course if you will.”

~ Amazon reader review

“Vic's writing style has a way of taking timeless wisdom and putting it in words that are down-to-earth and easy to understand.”

~ Amazon reader review

"This book contains no "fluff". Vic Johnson brings information together from many sources and he tells it like it is. Each chapter has action steps to reinforce the ideas as you learn them."

~ Amazon reader review

Description:

Are you ready to achieve virtually anything you want, even if you’ve failed at every goal you’ve ever set?

These 13 “secrets” are the proven formula used by world-class achievers across the ages.

We live in a time where many people have lost touch with the qualities that produce extraordinary lives. Imagination, ingenuity, drive, and a no-fear, no-quitters allowed mentality often seem to be disappearing from our culture and our world.

Th! is is a book for everyone who has ever had a dream. This book ! will tea ch you how to set goals and achieve that dream, step-by-step and day-by-day.
You’ll discover some great news! If you’ve been struggling, if you’ve ever felt like you were going “nowhere fast,” you’ll learn that it’s not because there’s something intrinsically wrong with you.

You’ll learn, instead, that it has a lot to do with ways of thinking that you’ve adopted in the past. This is great news because you can change the way you think, speak, and act.

Success isn’t the result of winning some sort of lottery. It’s the result of applying the right principles with the right action and the right mindset.
Do you feel like you’re stuck? Do you feel like you’ve been watching life pass you by? Then this book is written with you in mind.

About the Author

Despite being totally unknown in the personal development industry when he launched his first website in 2001, Vic Johnson has gone on to become an in! ternational expert in goal setting and host of the popular TSTN show Goals 2 Go. He is also the Founder of Goals2Go.com .

Evicted from his home in 1996 and his last car lost to repossession a year later, his story has become an oft-quoted source of inspiration to the more than 300,000 subscribers he serves worldwide. He is the author of the bestselling book Day by Day with James Allen and has appeared in numerous video programs with Bob Proctor, Jim Rohn, Brian Tracy, Denis Waitley and Mark Victor Hansen.

*** Includes an offer for a free goal setting worksheet and video ***

Reviews:

“Vic Johnson’s tried and true methods will expand your vision, invigorate your imagination 
and set you on the path to living the life you dream.”

~ Jim Rohn, America’s Foremost Business Philospher

“1 chapter into the book and already I have made a ‘dream list.’ I am looking forward to doing the other 12 action steps in the bo! ok. I find that when an author has you take action steps, you'! re no lo nger just reading a book, you are taking a class. A course if you will.”

~ Amazon reader review

“Vic's writing style has a way of taking timeless wisdom and putting it in words that are down-to-earth and easy to understand.”

~ Amazon reader review

"This book contains no "fluff". Vic Johnson brings information together from many sources and he tells it like it is. Each chapter has action steps to reinforce the ideas as you learn them."

~ Amazon reader review

Description:

Are you ready to achieve virtually anything you want, even if you’ve failed at every goal you’ve ever set?

These 13 “secrets” are the proven formula used by world-class achievers across the ages.

We live in a time where many people have lost touch with the qualities that produce extraordinary lives. Imagination, ingenuity, drive, and a no-fear, no-quitters allowed mentality often seem to be disappearing from our culture and our world! .

This is a book for everyone who has ever had a dream. This book will teach you how to set goals and achieve that dream, step-by-step and day-by-day.
You’ll discover some great news! If you’ve been struggling, if you’ve ever felt like you were going “nowhere fast,” you’ll learn that it’s not because there’s something intrinsically wrong with you.

You’ll learn, instead, that it has a lot to do with ways of thinking that you’ve adopted in the past. This is great news because you can change the way you think, speak, and act.

Success isn’t the result of winning some sort of lottery. It’s the result of applying the right principles with the right action and the right mindset.
Do you feel like you’re stuck? Do you feel like you’ve been watching life pass you by? Then this book is written with you in mind.

About the Author

Despite being totally unknown in the personal development industry when he launched his ! first website in 2001, Vic Johnson has gone on to become an in! ternatio nal expert in goal setting and host of the popular TSTN show Goals 2 Go. He is also the Founder of Goals2Go.com .

Evicted from his home in 1996 and his last car lost to repossession a year later, his story has become an oft-quoted source of inspiration to the more than 300,000 subscribers he serves worldwide. He is the author of the bestselling book Day by Day with James Allen and has appeared in numerous video programs with Bob Proctor, Jim Rohn, Brian Tracy, Denis Waitley and Mark Victor Hansen.

*** Includes an offer for a free goal setting worksheet and video ***

Like the inspiring heroes in MIRACLE, REMEMBER THE TITANS, and THE ROOKIE, the amazingly gifted Santiago Mu?ez, a young immigrant living in the barrios of Los Angeles, has an impossible dream -- to play soccer for a world class team. Unexpectedly getting a tryout with one of England's premier soccer clubs, Newcastle United, Santiago finds himself totally alone in a world where soccer is a rel! igion and the players are gods. Now he not only has to prove he has the passion, talent, and determination to make it alongside the best in the world, but he has to overcome his own demons and those of others. Filled with memorable characters, great heart, and real-life soccer legends, GOAL! THE DREAM BEGINS is a triumphant story about believing in your dreams.You'd have to be a heartless curmudgeon to dislike a movie as enjoyably sincere as Goal! The Dream Begins. Yes, the corny title tells you all you need to know about this rags-to-riches soccer tale, but like Hoosiers and Rudy, this conventional sports drama rises above its familiar plot with an engaging cast and some pleasant surprises along the way. The first in a proposed trilogy that will follow young Santiago Munez (Kuno Becker) as he rises to prominence in the competitive world of British soccer, this one begins by showing how Santiago, an undocumented immigrant in Los Angeles, attracts the at! tention of a talent scout (Stephen Dillane), who arranges a tr! yout for England's prestigious team, Newcastle United. It's rough going for a beleaguered trainee who suffers from asthma, but soon Santiago is befriended by a hard-partying soccer star (Alessandro Nivola) and he's on his way to reaching his…Goal! It's all very inevitable, but director Danny Cannon makes the most of this inspiring story by exploiting the unexpected subtleties in an otherwise predictable screenplay: Santigo's relationship with his seemingly unsupportive father (Tony Plana) gains additional resonance as the story unfolds; a local nurse (Anna Friel) turns out to be more than a routine love interest; and Newcastle's German manager (Marcel Iures) is a wry, colorful character who works miracles with his unruly squad of players. Add some obligatory cameo appearances by real-life soccer stars including (of course) the great David Beckham, and you've got a modest, likable hit that delivers exactly what it promises, and a little bit more. --Jeff Shannon

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Pure Comfort Full Size Flock Raised Air Mattress

• Uses standard queen size sheets.
• Raised base for added comfort
• 2-In-1 valve for fasting inflating and deflating
• Waterproof lush top

Pure Comfort Inflatable Air Beds are the perfect affordable solution for those times when you need a convenient extra bed for guests, a comfortable bed for camping or a handy bed for traveling. Our air beds feature coil beam designed tops that cushion and form to your body, giving you a better night's sleep and leaving you feeling refreshed in the morning. All of our beds fold down to fit in the included travel/storage bag, making them easy to take anywhere or store neatly. Pure Comfort beds also include a powerful pump that inflates your mattress in about 4 minutes. The 2-in-1 valve has an extra wide opening for fast inflation and deflation, making setting up and taking down the extra bed a breeze. Our flock-topped beds offer extra c! omfort and eliminate the need for sheets if you prefer, but standard size sheets fit all our beds and stay on perfectly. Pure Comfort Air Beds are rugged, reliable and comfortable - perfect for camping and outdoor use, as well as indoor use. Sleep well!The Pure Comfort full-sized air mattress delivers maximum comfort with a raised bed design and plush top that provides a convenient, easy, and affordable solution for accommodating guests, traveling, and/or camping. Boasting a coil beam top that cushions and forms to your body as well as a durable, waterproof, and plush mattress top, the Pure Comfort Mattress provides a good night's sleep that rivals a regular mattress. Thanks to its waterproof cover, the mattress can be used indoors or outdoors making it a great choice for travel and camping. The mattress inflates and deflates easily in just 4 minutes with its powerful electric pump and 2-in-1 valve and stores and travels neatly in the included storage travel bag. The mattr! ess fits standard full-sized sheets for maximum convenience an! d also i ncludes a repair kit so that you never have to worry about leaks. Covered by a 90-day warranty, you cannot beat the Pure Comfort Mattress for rugged, reliable, and affordable comfort.

Features:

• Raised bed
• Comfortable coil top design
• Durable and waterproof lush top
• Use with standard full-sized sheets
• Inflates and deflates in 4 minutes
• 2-in-1 air valve
• Electric air pump, repair kit, and storage travel bag included
• Ideal for indoor, travel, and camping use

What's in the Box?
Full sized, raised bed mattress, electric air pump, repair kit, storage bag

Manufacturer Warranty
90 days
Warranty Specifications:

JamzProducts.net/Cory Everson products have a 90 day warranty against defects in material and workmanship, provided that the merchandise receives proper care and is used for the purpose it was designed for, our responsibility under the wa! rranty is limited to replacement or repair. JamzProducts.net will determine after inspection if a repair, replacement or credit is due. The warranty does not apply to normal wear and maintenance abuse.

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Carnival Womens Full Figure Satin Torselette Bra, Ivory, 38C

• Long line strapless bra
• Light boning for body sculpting
• Full figure cut

Q-T Bridal Corset Bra Bustier White 36B. Smooth, Soft and Lightly Padded with boning down side, includes Clear removable straps and add-width insert. Various sizes.The apparently effortless grace of a successful gown is always underpinned by solid dressmaking skills - the skills described in "Bridal Couture". Starting with a portfolio of breathtaking gowns designed by the author, "Bridal Couture" covers all the major techniques used to sew these sumptuous couture creations, including choosing fabric, working with lace, creating a muslin, and problem-solving tricky construction issues. Every conceivable style of skirt, sleeve, and bodice is included, as well as suggestions for fabric combinations to evoke just the right mood. A final section details th construction of four actual gowns, giving readers a chance to apply what they've learned. Ideal as a wish book for brides, a textbook for sewing students, a reference book for dressmakers, or a companion book for anyone hiring a dressmaker, "Bridal Couture" is finally a book about fashion and the practical knowledge needed to create fantasy.Though ostensibly a how-to manual ! on wedding gown construction, this magnificent book teaches all about advanced dressmaking skills, and its principles can be applied to creating many other types of haute-couture-style gowns. The very thorough text details all aspects of fabrics and construction: the unique characteristics of each type of fashion fabric, including extensive information on manipulating lace; preparing the muslin mockup (a necessary first step to ensure a perfect fit); adjusting the bodice, sleeves, and skirt and joining them all together; adding ornamentation; and handling bustles and trains. The final chapter presents all the specifics of making four gowns of different styles. The novice and even the advanced sewer will learn much here, and perhaps best of all, pattern-drafting experience is not required--the author works her transformations on purchased patterns. If you're ambitious enough to make your own wedding gown, this book is absolutely essential, but even if you're h! iring someone else to custom-make your gown, you'll find this! an inva luable guide. And anyone pursuing a dressmaking career should have this important reference work on the shelf. --Amy HandyMade with trilobal double knit nylon and kodel fiber-filled cups. the unique construction with light boning slims the waist while curving the hips and flattening the stomach. adjustable and removable garters.

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